have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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