New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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