i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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