How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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