We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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