Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
