That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
