Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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