How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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