Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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