I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
