I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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