this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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