have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
