Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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