I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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