So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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