Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
