Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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