Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am puke
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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