Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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