he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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