try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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