Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
how drunk are you?
Several
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
