You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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