4 words: hood of his car
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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