are you still at the devil's house?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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