you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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