Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
