scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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