Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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