This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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