so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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