Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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