Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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