R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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