The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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