Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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