Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I would fuck him just for his dog
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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