Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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