Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think brook has ever known best
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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