You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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