some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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