Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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