Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want her autograph on my taint
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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