Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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