If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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