I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dignity is for republicans.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
