i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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