Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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