YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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