I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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