oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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