I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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