We're like a lot better than the average bears
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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