Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
A+ Viking dick
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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