I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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