If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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